FIND OF THE CENTURY!

Recently discovered in a previously unknown chamber of the Boy King's resting place, this astonishing artifact proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the early Egyptians were not only skilled architects and mathmaticians, but also invented the concept of time.

This timepiece, among others unearthed at the site, provides conclusive evidence that it was the Egyptians, not the Swiss, who first crafted mechanical clocks. Also found at the site were several small metal objects resembling paper clips. Further examination of these items will be necessary to determine their use and origin.

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